Comedians Delight: Donald Trump’s Hair

“Donald Trump might be running for president and he just released his birth certificate.  It lists his eyes as ‘blue’ and his hair as ‘ridiculous.’”—Conan O’Brien

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Speaking of Donald Trump’s birth certificate, it shows he was born June 14, 1946.

If elected—a frightening possibility—he would be 70, the oldest ever to take office, surpassing Ronald Reagan’s current record of 69.

There is also—thankfully a very unlikely prospect—that if Trump were to win the Republican nomination and Biden the Democratic nomination, you would have the disturbing possibility of either a 70-year-old Republican or a 73-year-old Democrat taking the oath of office January 20, 2017.

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